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happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
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jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.
Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.
by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006
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belly slapping

Havin sex in good ol missinary 👍🏼
by Swagmasterp May 15, 2016
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ass slapping

2. (verb)
The act of sex from behind, when the man's hips create a slapping/clapping sound off the receiver's backside.
by Antenna February 15, 2008
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ass slapping

1. To be extremely cool
2. To enjoy to an extreme degree
3. The act of slapping someone ass
1. Wow, that shot was ass slapping Mark!
2. We had an ass slapping time at Gabes' party last night, you should have been there.
3. Jessica loves when I give her a couple ass slappings.
by Traggik Endings February 19, 2004
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table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
Man after sex we where table slapping
by That512life February 9, 2015
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Vaggy slapping

I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday
by mike_ss February 12, 2007
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