Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 23, 2004

The heart stopper

A sexual Manuever.

Performed by picking up various hookers, and driving them off a cliff.

I gave a couple hookers The Heart Stopper last night... They're dead.

by Matt Kelly April 7, 2007

the lukewalton stopper

The new name giving to Dwayne Wade of the miami heat. Rather than guarding the shorter and smaller Kobe Bryant, he would rather guard the taller and bigger Luke Walton. However, I do have to give him credit for shutting down Luke on national tv on MLK day. From this day forward, DWade will be known as the "luke walton stopper". The following names are no longer valid:
Dwade
Dfade
Dwayne Wade

Chancie: The lukeWalton stopper is amazing!

ErieVern: Yeah, he took 25 freethrows and scored 34 pts.

by thegreatone0604 January 18, 2007

shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

by singer201998 June 18, 2010

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011