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single white female

In reference to the movie, a tale about a psychotic friendless red haired girl who tries to be her aqaintance.

Can be in reference to a female who Steals your clothes, breaks into your house, sleeps in cars, badmouths you to everyone because she's the ugly unloved one and wishes she could be like you.

Tries to sleep with guys you know and is repeatedly rejected- though the one in the movie actually managed to sleep with the guy cause she dressed up like the prettier one.

Comes to your house out of the blue, begs to stay then goes through your black book trying to find a guy to talk to her.

The thing is no one seems to like her and youre warned by everyone you know to stay away or else or you may end up like the victim in the single white female movie.
When Gary and every other guy rejected sarah cause he thought she was ugly and was into her hotter friend it became single white female time.

sarah turned into a single white female when her friend got everything in life she didnt.
by 0404040 May 9, 2010
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single for life

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"
by lawl thomas November 7, 2009
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single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.
(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"
by Observer of the Mountain April 2, 2009
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Single Mom-itis

Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.
She had Single Mom-itis so bad she thought she was going nuts.
by LittleTLC October 10, 2011
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Singleberg

Someone who is a good contact hitter, but only has warning track power. Even with a 30 MPH wind at their back, they still struggle to hit anything but singles.
I have a friend, Singleberg, he cant hit home runs.
by payam's brother August 10, 2007
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singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.
David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.
by Mr. Little January 14, 2008
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