filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

by chl June 6, 2005

sibila

Used to describe a bitch. Usually found taking selfies with the dog filter.

"Omg, she's such a Sibila" "Ikr"

by Brrah January 2, 2017

SIMBZ

A complete and utter homosexual with a flagrant desire to suck cock.

Simbz is a queer he loves to suck gigantic cock and desires nothing more then to be surrounded by men shooting their loads all over his face

by [e-mail] December 15, 2004

simbob

A dude who is a very silly billy, runs on sugar not blood. Hacks on cs and likes to dance around naked listening to Bulldog Mansion - Happy Birthday To Me

As simbob danced around to Bulldog Mansion, he realised he had left the camera recording

by kr1mbob March 22, 2005

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Dirty Simba

This is when you fuck a girl and cum in her ass, pull out then rub your dick on her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.

Guy 1: So Vince, how is Nauzli n bed?
Guy 2: Dude, she's awesome, she's really into that kinky stuff. She asked me to do the Dirty Simba on her!

by The Man The Myth The Legend June 11, 2008