Sploop

It's blood, sperm, and poop!

Awww man you got your sploop all over me!

by Rdrdrd2112 April 1, 2017

shmoop

When one goes on snapchat and instead of opening a chat, they just slide it a little bit to see some of what the chat says, and it will still say to the sender that it was left on delivered.

What did he say?
I shmooped his snap and I saw "meet tuesday"
He wants to meet you tuesday!

by LagHoe September 9, 2019

poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

shloot

A cross mix Between Shoot and Sh*t Created for the young ones to keep them from getting a flogging.

Shloot! I just got stabbed in my head and i'm bleeding internally!

by McCareins81JETS December 23, 2004

sploop

What happens when sitting on a toilet to evacuate ones bowels, and circumstances are such that the effort produces a splash felt on ones bare bottom.

A sploop is when you sit on the toilet to go to the bathroom to take a dump, and when your bowels move it results as a splash that you feel on your bottom.

by missouriwordsmith August 13, 2011

shmoop

A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.

You know its a shmoop wedding when the cha cha slide gets played

by Keving9987 September 19, 2016

Shwoop

The longest testicle hair located on a male scrotum.

When I was licking his balls a shwoop went up my nose.

balls testicle testy hair scrotum scrote

by BBLovely March 24, 2010