Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

Shit that ass

When you bang a girl so hard you make her shit herself

"Damn man, I heard you banged Wendy so good you made her shit that ass"

by Assshittinglegend April 28, 2017

Wack Ass Shit

Best used in example

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

dizzle-ass shit

When someone does something that is reminiscent of another person's signature move.

#1- Dude, i got wasted last night and was cleaning my gun. Fucked up and shot my tv. That was some dizzle-ass shit to do.

#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.

by j.t. paperstacks October 22, 2010

shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!

hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.

by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022