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shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
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shitbox 360

The Zune. Why brown? WHY!
Dude! Is that a shitbox 360?
by General Pwnage November 25, 2006
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Shitbox

1. A garbage ass car, either because it hasn't been properly taken care of or it just wasn't any good to begin with.
2. A woman's asshole.
1. Maybe if you got rid of that hooptie ass shitbox Cobalt you'd get some bitches on your dick!
2. When I get out of work I'm gonna go to your mom's house and tongue-punch her shitbox.
by AC Sativa May 19, 2018
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shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 7, 2005
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shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.
Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"
by charlasha December 29, 2009
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shitbox profiling

being pulled over or otherwise harrassed by cops for being in an old, cheap or rundown vehicle. Especially in an affluent area.
my friend complained on facebook that she was frightened by two belligerent undercover cops who pulled her over for a busted headlight. After she insisted that uniformed patrolmen show up to reasure her that they were genuine, one of them commented " oh they were probably real cops, they're just used to dealing with rough neighborhoods and after all you're in a pretty old car" I commented on her post " you've been the victim of shitbox profiling"
by Cernunos May 5, 2011
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Shitfacing

A collective action of drinking in order to get shitfaced.
Guys it's Friday let's get a collective shitfacing action going!
by fantasy January 23, 2013
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