shield

Name of secrete organization in the marvel superhero universe

Agent Coulson is level 8 clearance in shield.

by Iusedmyrealnamewhatyougonnado September 1, 2019

shieldmare

When you wake up at some ungodly hour remembering you've forgotten to set a shield in your war game.
When you can't log into said game when your shield is about to expire.

I woke up at 1am from a shieldmare! Thought I'd forgotten to set a shield for the night!

by Minties2 September 13, 2019

shielnser

When a man cums on a womans face while making no noise

I preformed a shielnser on my wife the other night

by Fortnitekid21 December 28, 2021

clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class

Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield

by ThyGinger November 12, 2010

Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015