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Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
by BradS January 5, 2007
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staring at the sun

George: I think we should invade Iraq then stay there for awhile. I never liked American soldiers anyway.
Reporter on CNN: It looks like the president is staring at the sun again today.
by Curtbash August 25, 2008
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Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.
A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.
by Draven99984 August 12, 2008
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i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.
by Lumlotus December 9, 2016
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staring daggers

Staring daggers -

1) Where you give a glare of jealously or hatred at someone, that feels like daggers are stabbing you.

2) Girls will stare daggers at someone when they are jealous or angry, or just hate you.
Luke: "Did you see that?"
Turk: "What?"
Luke: "Tracy was staring daggers at my girlfriend just then."
Turk: "Sound about right."
by Kizmina December 16, 2013
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Shaking hands

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.
by Notasithlord April 4, 2020
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i'm literally shaking right now

An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.
Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"
by SalazarKekistani July 25, 2017
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