Return to Sender

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.

I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.

by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

Bernie Sanders

prime meme material

person 1: "Hey man, did you see that new Bernie Sanders meme?"
person 2: "Idk there is too many to keep track of"

by fried.butter.on.a.stick January 29, 2021

Sander

To receive a handjob from a girl wearing rings.

Ow damn, I got a sander from Sarah yesterday, that shit hurt like hell

by -=RUCKER=- June 9, 2004

Səadət(Seadet, Saadet)

That's the girl you have ever wanted to meet, hang out and chill. Although she is not very lucky about "love", friendship is the strongest side of her and be sure that you have never experienced such friendship :D.

Strenghts

1. Totally joker
2. Dirty mind
3. Never ever, for any reason, no matter, where you are or who you are, she won't let you down

There's only two weaknesses of her(she doesn't drink and fucking too emotional(probably because of her childhood trauma) )

Here Səadət(Seadet, Saadet) come. Let's get lastest gossips from her...

by Iopenedaccountforwritingthis November 19, 2021

Sanders

He is the definition of boring and always stays in his room and studies. He never has any fun and his parents don’t help with that. he’s very fast but that doesn’t help with the boring like life he has.

omg sanders is so boring we need to send him to an amusement park

by mel (a true legend) October 28, 2019

Double Sanders

A sexual in act in which both partners stick their thumbs up each other's asses while having sex

I met this hot girl last night and we did the double sanders

by El guapo pescado October 15, 2008