painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

Seeds

children

My seeds are wif their moms now.

by G Did He October 22, 2003

view from the cheap seats

A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.

"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

by Harvey Manfrenjensenton January 13, 2008

cheap seats

Cheap Seats are seats in which your parents,grandparents,uncle, and so on buy when they cant afford the good seats. They are usually high up and might be reffered to as the "nosebleed section"

When my dad took me to my first Yankee game he bought us seats that were very high up. They were very cheap so I guess they were what you could call "cheap seats"

by dan lourie June 26, 2006

the devils seesaw

When the men’s room is next to the women’s room and there’s two toilets share the same plumbing but separated by a wall and if a man and a woman are on at the same time

George and Marge excused themselves from the table to play on the devils seesaw at Applebee’s

by DeorgeGunham September 29, 2021

seeks

multiple seek

Many people have long-term seeks

by sugarqueen69linayma January 7, 2019

sex sheets

Bed sheets on which some sexual act has occurred.

Sid had been sleeping in his bed for a week before he realized that it was covered in sex sheets; he immediately rinsed himself in acid and burned the sheets.

by Kevin Hong September 13, 2007