I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025

Scroll

Scroll
-Scrolling

What people do with their mouse pad to go down or up the Urban dictionary page.

"The young girl was scrolling down the page of the Urban Dictinary only to find the definition of word and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and they DO NOT STOP COMING PLEASE END THE YOUNG GIRL'S MISSERY-PLEASE.... THere .. there are to many. Oh No...I have added to the mess."

by pseudonym#1000 April 12, 2021

scroll

For when you are too lazy to get up out of your rolly chair at the office and you want to just scroll on over to do something.

Hey George, come scroll on over here and look at this dope turtle!

by FindingAmber June 11, 2018

Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.

Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.

by Nosnevel April 5, 2022

scroll

Noteworthy social status or notoriety via Instagram or other social media platforms.

"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."

by pfaffian November 28, 2017

Edge Scrolling

When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.

"I couldn't decide on blonde or brunette so I ended up just edge scrolling."

by Sponuts August 4, 2024