I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.
Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.
by Rem_sleep October 01, 2019
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Boom scrolling

Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥
Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life
by BatmanDadadada September 20, 2020
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Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.
by jedwardy November 23, 2022
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