schmoo

(adj) something gross usually of the stick/gooey variety;
describing something cool or stupid.

dude, that thing on the floor looks like green schmoo
or
OMG! he was like that shirt is soooooo schmoo

by rockergrl101 May 19, 2010

schmoo

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

by Oink Oink June 12, 2003

Schloof

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

schloof

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

by Ryan " stone breaker" Smith January 31, 2004

Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011

schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.

Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.

by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003