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Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.
A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.
by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008
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Schlong-Tag

A game originated in Jamestown, Rhode Island in which the objective is to unforcefully tag other players Schlong (penis). The point only counts if one can feel schlong and balls. A bare schlong to schlong tag is worth double points (2).
schlong-Tag, Schlong
by Rocco Sabattini November 7, 2009
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schlong-a-dong

a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood
cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!
by t dot bizzle January 4, 2008
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schlange

by Shauna February 28, 2003
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Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 3, 2006
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schlongalogue

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.
Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.
by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009
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Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019
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