Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 February 01, 2019

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Long Schlong

A big beaner

“Wow that’s a long schlong you got there”

by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017

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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 03, 2022

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Schlong around the cone

A popular adult party game from the 1970s. Cones are usually provided.

Who's in for a jolly round of Schlong around the cone?

by coneaisseur June 15, 2020

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Pour your schlong into it

When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.

Pour your schlong into it, one dip at a time.

by Howard Schultz July 22, 2008

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