Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

sarcasm

sarcasm means something said with full intent to be serious
it means they actually mean what their saying

sarcasm: yes, i DEFINITELY love you

by King spuducus the ||| September 24, 2022

sarcasm

Something that half of the world does not understand and/or get.

"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"

by EmotionalKid June 9, 2018

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i don't apricate your sarcasm

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

Sarcasm

A way of Telling someone your opinion by saying the exact opposite of your opinion

The Percy Jackson movies are extremely book accurate and they did not do gover dirty - that sentence in dripping in Sarcasm

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

meta-sarcasm

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.

Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.

by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the native language of the country of Tumblr. It can also be used to ward off idiots, and is also a sign of intelligence.

Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."

by NationalSarcasmSociety December 29, 2016