open sandwich

An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.

Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"

by Ifmichaelbaywasawarhero August 31, 2017

upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008

mustard sandwich

When there's no food left in the fridge, you're in-between paychecks, and you've got to eat something. A staple of the poverty-stricken masses of America

I spent the last of my paycheck getting food for the kids, so now I'm eating mustard sandwiches.

by my name is not billy January 9, 2019

gingerbread sandwich

When a non red headed or non ginger person has a threeway with two ginger or red headed people.

Pat: Did you hear what Sheila did?
Jon: No, what?
Pat: She had a gingerbread sandwich with those redheaded twin brothers!
Jon: What a slut!

by Potvinsux June 29, 2011

Heaven Sandwich

Recipe:

Toast two eggo waffles
Put Nutella on one eggo
Peanut Butter on the other eggo.
Mush them together, put Maple syrup in between

the slices.

Eat.

I just ate the shit out of that Heaven Sandwich.

by ILoveHeavenSandwich April 23, 2011

CUNT SANDWICH

The living embodiment of a cunt. A female regardless of age who continues to show lack of remorse for outlandish behavior or terrible attitude. Sexual acts in a dishonest way towards a boyfriend or significant other also play into the equation.

Cunt sandwich:blah blah! Fuck u that’s why I cheated on you u ugly fuck
Baffled individual:wow your being a real cunt sandwich. Smh

by Tits on a Rug December 18, 2017

Sandusky Sandwich

A Sandusky Sandwich is a sausage stuffed into a small bun

In locker room showers, you may find the Sandusky Sandwich. Watch Yourself!

by dTrizz November 22, 2011