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salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.
I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”
by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018
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Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!
by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015
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salmon canyon

Sickening... I can smell that girl's salmon canyon from here...doesn't she wash??
by Brad June 11, 2006
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salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.
Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.
by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008
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White Salmon

A crystalline tropane alkaloid also known as cocaine. The derivation of "white salmon" coming from the idea that those that use cocaine tend to have runny noses. In inhaling the white powder, one can image the powder going upstream against the flow of the runny nose....as salmon do. Convoluted? Perhaps. Ingenious? Quite.
1. In the end, Henry Hill's downfall as a mobster is undoubtedly attributed to his involvement in the trafficking and usage of the white salmon.

2. Crack is wack. White salmon is the SHIT.
by M. Schneider December 24, 2007
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wet salmon

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.
"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."
by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008
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