Salmon run 

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.

That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.

Salmon run by NicL9 June 15, 2019

Salmon sandwich 

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

Salmon sandwich by Œuf June 24, 2019

Salmon Quality 

A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.

Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?

Salmon Quality by Salmon Marshmallows September 27, 2019

Salmon poaching 

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

Salmon poaching by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

Salmon bite 

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

Salmon bite by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmon Cookie 

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

Salmon Cookie by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

salmon house 

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.

"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*

salmon house by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021