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vas safe

Vasectomy safe. A man that is vasectomy safe as in he unable to get a woman pregnant. When a woman is seeking a man who is unable to accidentally get the woman pregnant. Safety from unwanted pregnancy. Creampie freedom.
"I would love if you're vas safe so you can cum inside me."
by MrBigBombAssDick May 1, 2022
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the safe worder

someone who doesn't use swear words, instead he uses the alternative ones with the "same meaning"
John: Holy #### my grandmother is pregnant with 10 babies!

Sam: What the fudge!
John: Your still the safe worder?
Sam: I feel that there are better ways to make a point.
by givemefoodnow February 3, 2019
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Safe girl

A girl who knows her worth and keeps her body hidden from the boys.
Don’t worry about Lexi she’s a safe girl
by Juicyboy22 August 4, 2020
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering
John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom
by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018
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safe don

Thanks g, like i dunno but ye get it
some one opens the door for you "safe don"
by bigolmanman October 9, 2016
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poopy safe

where you want to put things that suck
Give me my money back you bitch or I will lock you up in the poopy safe..... and don't forget to give me back my black tee-shirt
by diceyj February 3, 2004
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