Robot

Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.

An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.

Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.

Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot

by manbearpenguin November 15, 2009

robatussin

the worst tasting medicine in the world

robatussin tastes like shit

by llae January 19, 2008

robot wars

Robot wars was a TV show that has ran for 9 series in the UK, each week 6 or 8 competitors battled out for a place in the semi finals. But they went only fighting themselves, but the House Robots, they were: Matilda, Dead Metal, Shunt, Sgt Bash, Sir Killalot, Growler, Mr Psycho, and Cassius Chrome

Robot Wars is the mechanical mother of all wars!

by j.p.n July 26, 2006

Robot style

Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex

"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Robably

A negative connotation to "probably", when in the context of a professor at VCUarts Cinema.

"That shot looks incredible, but it will robably get changed."

by dreamworks21 July 10, 2009

Roat

When your girlfriend misspells roar and she gets embarrassed.

Wow I can't believe you like another girl! Roat!
Wait.. no I meant roar!

by bunnylover83915619087565 October 11, 2018

idiot tax rebate

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.

Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.

by jwgrooves January 27, 2011