lufkin road middle school

lufkin road middle school is anshit ass fucking school, water leaks from the walls. teachers are crackheads. you can run into the gym without running into the pole. home to 919. you would get lost within 2 minutes and end up getting rapped by the teachers. you will never see the principle for all 3 years you go there. smells like weed in the 8th grade hallways. all sports team sucks ass. girls think cheerleading is a sport. the 7th graders will give the 8th graders head . The teachers don’t know shit , you won’t go a day without some ghetto black kid shouting at u randomly , track 4 is cock suckers that think there cool , track 1 is gay , no one knows track 2 or 3 bc noone likes them , the thots will always stay in tack 1 and the f boys always in track 4.

“what the hell is leaking on my head”. “why the hell is there a pole in the middle of our gym”

lufkin road middle school is so stupid

by I’m a cole July 17, 2019

Wako Road

Wako Road game made by Wako on discord. A fun game related to driving. Has a custom bot and is fun!

John: Have you played Wako Road?
Jake: Yeah! It's a great game!

by JacobSB0410 July 28, 2020

Road alligator

The strips of tire tread, usually from big rigs, which you see lying in the roadways.

"Breaker! Breaker! Someone call a Smokey. We got a six foot road alligator in the number two of the northbound double-nickle just south of the I-5! That sucker'll kill a two wheeler!"

by Green Bear September 26, 2005

roadgasm

This is when an orgasm, or ejaculation is reached while the reciever (usually female) of the act is driving a vehicle. Opposite of roadhead!!!

OMG Paul i cant believe that roadgasm you just gave me forced me to hit a mailbox!

Lets get the f*ck outta here...

by MarbooJuice/Pawlypanda January 23, 2008

Road goat

A road goat is someone who travels often and makes sure that everyone else knows. Typically prone to blogging, gramming, tweeting or updating their followers with their latest travel details or stories about their weekend trips

Jason just got back from his epic transcontinental road trip.. what a road goat.

by Gogogoat June 13, 2019

Moldovan Road Trip

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019

Puerto Rican Roadblock

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.

Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles

by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010