Rhode Island is the perfect example of wasted United States territory. People forget about Rhode Island because they CHOOSE to, although memories of this shithole are tough to forget. It is the only state that could possibly make partying at colleges depressing. In fact, it is likely that you will drive home shitfaced at 6 in the morning rather then sleeping anywhere in the state. Any person who likes living in this state is likely to be a skinny spoiled rich kid pussy who is to gay to realize how much better any other state is.
The U.S. would be better off if Rhode Island could in fact become an island and detach itself from the rest of this great country.
by RI Superfan September 27, 2005
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by MMM_ERT June 24, 2003
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A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free penis rigs. Those goddamn Rhodesian jackhammers!
by DTRJ January 30, 2017
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Get the Rhode Izzy mug.Where people who will contribute little or nothing to society are educated on why that makes them wonderful. Its acronym, RISD, is also used to denote liberal douchebags and people who will spend most of their life dreaming instead of doing. Like Brown University and Hot Topic, it's a place where people go because they want to stand out, when in fact they are simply made to conform.
a: He went to Rhode Island School of Design.
b: RISD? Ah, so he's unemployed and only votes Democrat?
a: Pretty much.
b: RISD? Ah, so he's unemployed and only votes Democrat?
a: Pretty much.
by EffRhodeIsland May 25, 2012
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Student 1: So where are you applying?
Student 2: Oh, the Rhode Island School of Design... They have such a great reputation...
Student 1: At least you won't be a Pratt.
Student 2: Oh, the Rhode Island School of Design... They have such a great reputation...
Student 1: At least you won't be a Pratt.
by Kateart July 21, 2010
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I used to be a pretty good driver, but since moving to South County, I've become a real Rhodent. Turn signals? What turn signals?
by Miss Minerva July 14, 2009
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