Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)
1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"
by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023
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Is that a feminist? What a retard.
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a name to call your friends insted of stupid or idiot. it sounds better to say.
friend: "that girl/boy looks so ugly." Me: "Oi dont say it infront of her you retard."
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The person that is looking this up
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“That retard megatron couldn’t even lead himself out of a paper bag! So that’s why I should be the leader of the decepticons!”
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Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.
Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!
by The Right Gang January 22, 2021
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