The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
Get the The Bowel Reportmug. by MTR GUY September 28, 2023
Get the LCPS weather reportmug. by TheBludgeonOfDeath July 19, 2024
Get the Roblox report systemmug. Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.
Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
Get the The person I would theoretically report it tomug. by Table manors November 12, 2023
Get the The Factual Reportmug. Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.
Very intrepid.
They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.
Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Very intrepid.
They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.
Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"
Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?
Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.
Reader: *facepalm*
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"
Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?
Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.
Reader: *facepalm*
by Oboro Watabanost January 26, 2014
Get the Trip Reportmug. by Inaluk May 4, 2025
Get the DEKRA Reportmug.