The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
Get the Reedmug. by marcuslovermwah February 1, 2022
Get the marcus reedmug. Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.
Dont be a Reed.
Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
Get the Reedmug. The hottest guy you'll ever meet. Always is packing. Doesn't pull often but when he gets it he gets going. Sex god, especially with the homies.
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022
Get the Logan Reedmug. by Maverckk May 1, 2022
Get the Reedmug. by Rosie bro March 13, 2022
Get the Reedmug. Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
by Professor not November 17, 2018
Get the reed in a seedmug.