Jermyra Reed

This is slang for a miserable ugly girl who breath stinks and has the teeth of a vampire.

“That girl is such a Jermyra Reed, Ew!”

by danibowers0302 February 5, 2025

Reed

One who constantly complaints about anything going on.

Stop bitchin about it, why you gotta be such a reed.

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.

"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10

i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige

by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023