an obese teenager with any of the following traits.
1. morbid obesity.
2. they think their gangster, but there incredibly pale and suburban.
3. they have a horrible lisp, and try to cover it up by talking like batman from THE DARK NIGHT.
4. they're scared of anybody who wears vans or a shirt with buttons.
5. They suck at life and aren't worth looking at.
6. are virgins for life.
7. very unintelligent, can't spell anything.
1. morbid obesity.
2. they think their gangster, but there incredibly pale and suburban.
3. they have a horrible lisp, and try to cover it up by talking like batman from THE DARK NIGHT.
4. they're scared of anybody who wears vans or a shirt with buttons.
5. They suck at life and aren't worth looking at.
6. are virgins for life.
7. very unintelligent, can't spell anything.
person 1: dude, that guy's lisp is so annoying, and he think's he can take us in a fight.
person 2: dude, i know, he's such a rayson.
person 1: word brah.
person 2: dude, i know, he's such a rayson.
person 1: word brah.
by god's human form on earth October 9, 2008
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Yo, that nigga b a total G, insted of fuccin shawty he b watchin dat Everybody Loves Raymond show n shii.
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