Retard

Something you don’t want your kid to be if so put it in a blender

See the retarded kid wobbling around like a penguin, that’s Kyle he’s dangerous

by The special ed kid June 13, 2019

Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?

if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here

by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008

Retard

A slur used against the autistic community and people still fucking use it when it’s pretty much like saying nigger or fag. People think it means stupid or slow but it doesn’t

Allistic person:hah your so retarded bro!
Autistic person: bro don’t use that word, it’s a slur

by Bagleg February 20, 2023

Retarded

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary

John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded

by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021

Retard

How my friends call Lukas the tard

Lukas nx retardas blt

by Nan1 March 10, 2019

Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.

People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard

by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020