Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
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the best friend in the entire world. even talking to her for a few minutes makes your day better. she will talk to you about anything and whenever you get a message from her you can’t help but be happy.
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“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
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"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
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