pitchfork'd

The adjective of the website known as pitchforkmedia.com.

1) If a friend is talking about an album like its the greatest record ever, and you are an indie hipster with all the knowledge of music and its effects on society, than an important factor on you listening to this album is to find out if the album is good enough to be pitchfork'd.

2) The resulting aspect of an EP/LP once it has been processed through the rigorous critique and analysis of the pitchfork's reviewers.

Friend 1: So I listened to Kid Sam's Self Titled record last week, it was fucking incredible.

Friend 2:
Has it been pitchfork'd?

Friend 1: No. What the hell is pitchfork?

Friend 2: Well it's not worth listening to.

by antichrist-radio-blues June 7, 2010

Pitchfork Effect

Indie kids around the world flock to buy and/or download the latest high ranking reviewed album published by the quintessential yet slightly biased indie music site, Pitchforkmedia.com.

Generic Indie Kid #1: (As he laces up his pre-worn converses)
"OMG Pitchfork has just reviewed the new Times New Viking!"

Generic Indie Kid #2: "Shit! Seriously?! That's the new lo-fi noise rock band isn't it?! I'm so downloading that right now."

Metal Head: "The Pitchfork Effect at it's finest..."

by Levis454 January 24, 2008

pitch correction

Most recently known as the "T-Pain Effect"; pitch correction is mostly used by less talented singers to maintain a false but stable singing voice.

"Did you hear the new Cher song? The pitch correction makes her sound like T-Pain."
"Did you hear the new T-Pain song? The pitch correction makes him sound like Cher."

by Cianumis June 16, 2008

Petchow

A trademark for a brand of rat poison. It's so strong, it'll instantly kill any animal bigger than any rat you'll ever see.

Yikes! It's a rat! Get the Petchow! PRONTO!

by Hank Petchow November 29, 2003

pitch dark

a term used as a replacement for "pitch black" meaning not able to see anything or without light. Used frequently in rural areas in Canada, especially in the Ottawa Valley, Ontario.

One cannot travel down the street.
It is PITCH DARK because the street lights are out.

by average jo June 28, 2009

im catching what your pitching

i understand what your expressing

im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya

by grand daddy of the kkk March 5, 2009

pitch a trouser tent

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.

When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!

by weave July 12, 2003