put them hands on

To beat up someone

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now

by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment

1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"

by Ess Boyer December 6, 2011

put her on the sink

To put a woman or women on a sink for the purpose of easy access during sexual intercourse. Similar to putting a woman on a table during sex.

I took that girl stacey home. My friend was in my bed so I put her on the sink.

by Bist du ein coon July 9, 2014

put wood int 'ole

the yorkshire slang for, "can you shut the door please?"

oi, buddy, can you put wood int 'ole?

by I haven't used my real name March 17, 2017

National Put your pillow in your fridge day

the 29th of May is the national put your pillow in your fridge day. So put your pillow in your fridge!

Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May

by Calypso Valdez Caleo! June 10, 2018

Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!

Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019