Pepperoni Disease

When a mans... pepperoni....is fatally ill.

His pepperoni just barfed in my arse! He must have pepperoni disease!

by DuckCheese8675309 August 31, 2025

Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

dirty pepperoni

I gross or filthy looking butthole, usually found n kittens puppies or retired prostidudes.

The kitten kept shoving h is dirty pepperoni in my face .

by SeanyDs M.D December 28, 2015

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

Bonus Pepperoni

Any pepperoni on a pizza that can be removed and eaten without disturbing or removing the cheese on that particular slice. This is a Bonus Pepperoni and may be removed and eaten by anyone, whether OR NOT they chose that slice.

"Why is there hardly any pepperoni on this pizza?"."Because I ate all the bonus pepperoni."

by Sheenamg September 15, 2019

Roni pepperoni

Roni Pepperoni is a term for the novel coronavirus. A Hungarian accent should be used ever so slightly to achieve proper pronunciation.

Hey Adam what’s with the oxygen tank?
“I’ve got the Roni Pepperoni!”

by Sphinctorious February 3, 2021

Ohio pepperoni

A penis

That man sure has an Ohio pepperoni.

by iamelevenninjas September 11, 2021