Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
Get the Pumpkin Envymug. A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the curfew pumpkinmug. A reassuring way to say ok to someone.
by Fuel483slow June 4, 2022
Get the Mmmk Pumpkinmug. Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.
Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011
Get the The Flying Pumpkinmug. by sstest August 29, 2017
Get the pumpkin browniemug. by Alexis B December 25, 2008
Get the pumpkin twatmug. When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
Get the Pumpkin Poundingmug.