Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 30, 2017

Procrasterbate

When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate

Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.

by Nayweboom September 21, 2017

Procrasterbate

To put off doing things that are probably important, while masterbating.

I procrasterbate instead of doing my homework after I get home.

by RPGxUnknown October 12, 2017

Procrapsturbate

To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.

Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.

by Animism May 5, 2018

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

Procrasturbation

1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later

Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.

by TheCire September 16, 2018

procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018