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Horny Indian Programmer

acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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programmabilitive

The ability to program in a creative fashion.
Dude, I wish I had the programmabilitive ability that CliffyB or Senocular have.
by Kirupa August 31, 2004
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PROHAMMER

one who is with the --; revolution. (Hammer Revolution)

The opposite of PROHAMMER is ANTIHAMMER.

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kid: whoever did that is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
cooler kid: dude, swearing is for those who don't know how to use language well. try "PROHAMMER"
kid: whoever did that is PROHAMMER
cooler kid: fuck yea
by titofan(PROHAMMER) August 8, 2005
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prormones

The feelings or mood swings pregnant women have until the baby is born.
Adam: Boy Sheila was happy one minute then the next thing I know she is pissed off and crying.

Jake: Dont worry its just prormones... she will be ok once the baby is born.
by SolarMage77 August 4, 2009
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Programming the ENIAC

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).
"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."
by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013
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Program Whore

A person that owns a computer and stores way too many programs and has too many icons on his/hers desktop.
Look at all of those programs you got! Wow you're a freakin program whore!

Hey, program whores are good to have around! They have the best programs to recommend.
by Stormwulf May 2, 2014
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program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."
Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!
by amplexus_jane April 5, 2015
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