Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.

Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.

by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

ms porter

a slut who will fuck anyone in her way with a level 10 gyat with 10x recoil

Did you see ms porters GYATT it was bigger than ive ever seen
ms porter is such a slut

by the one who pegs February 11, 2024

Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is the wife of Tarzan and subsequently the mother of their son, Korak.

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is described as a blonde Southern Belle from Baltimore in Maryland, America.

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024