The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.
The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.
Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

A kind of a friend who intercepts between you and a totally crazy schizophrenic talking head person.
Rendering one's self useless by being the unwanted middle man.
Rendering one's self useless by being the unwanted middle man.
Frida: Noticed you're hanging out with Tom again. What's he so angry about all the time? It seems he hates everyone.
Katharine: OK, Well you know how Tom is. He's got a lot of mother issues and I told him he needs to release those issues and realize he's projecting himself onto those people he hates and that they're not really like he thinks they are, he's just making them into the enemy.
Frida (to everyone else): That Katharine's a real pope rodman!
Katharine: OK, Well you know how Tom is. He's got a lot of mother issues and I told him he needs to release those issues and realize he's projecting himself onto those people he hates and that they're not really like he thinks they are, he's just making them into the enemy.
Frida (to everyone else): That Katharine's a real pope rodman!
by SxcS March 6, 2013

by MrFordrod May 8, 2013

Asher is the hottest guy around
Always getting big with the boys
Super funny
Simply perfect
Wow he’s one hell of a catch
Always getting big with the boys
Super funny
Simply perfect
Wow he’s one hell of a catch
by Asher p March 4, 2022

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.
Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?
*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?
*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

A football player formally of the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers. went to Bowling Green University
by SolidGoldenMonkey December 24, 2007

The pope of ravioli, a pope of ravioli who was first seen on minthicals stream and later seen as a mod on scenics stream, a decent guy to his friends, he is a gen 3 god and also knows spells
by Elmo presly May 19, 2020
