A wad of skin inside a womans woo-woo. It makes the lady bark when touched. Another term used for this small bundle of nerves is the clitoris. 'Pooch wad' is a prefered term when refering to the animal aspects associated with it.
This can be used in a variety of ways.
"Hit it, hit the pooch wad" for instance. It can also be used as a general insult.
"Hit it, hit the pooch wad" for instance. It can also be used as a general insult.
by donald dat May 1, 2006
Get the pooch wadmug. Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.
ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.
ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."
ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."
by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006
Get the screw the poochmug. A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
by Coobage February 11, 2010
Get the Coobage Pooch Woonermug. Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009
Get the Baby Pooching Machinemug. To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'
Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.
by wkc December 1, 2006
Get the royal pooch clusterfuckmug. Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018
Get the Can't Pooch the Mounouchmug. 1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
by Beckster October 7, 2005
Get the humped the poochmug.