Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Petro the Pony

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.

Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020

Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

dublin pony

Shitting in someone's letter box

Paris got on my tits at the pub so I went round there after hours and left him a Dublin Pony.

by FiloPony1990 April 13, 2014

Pittsburgh Pony

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.

While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds

by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011

LAN Pony

Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.

"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"

"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."

by commandersheppard April 9, 2013

Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

by Simple fakts June 25, 2021