Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020

by WilburSootSimp October 13, 2022

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.
"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."
by commandersheppard April 9, 2013

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.
Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
by Simple fakts June 25, 2021

by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

Shitting in someone's letter box
by FiloPony1990 April 13, 2014
