nicholas pesenti

mommy

oh hey look its nicholas pesenti mommy

by you know dont you____ March 10, 2022

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

sweet boy petey

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle

JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?

by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021