Persian Waterfall

The feeling of a man’s semen dripping out of a woman’s vagina after sexual intercourse

After sex, my vagina becomes a complete Persian Waterfall.

by PKMyDadLeft June 17, 2021

Persianphobia

An irrational fear of Iranians

Person 1 (iranian): actually, Iran isn't an arab country, I'm persi...

Persianphobic: OMG HELP ME

Person 2: dude, he has persianphobia

by teteu_evangelista December 20, 2021

Persian DJ

Compliment or backhanded compliment (depending on inflection) used between mates about facial grooming. To have a short, beautifully maintained beard, bordering on excessively maintained where not a hair is out of place.

My mate went to have a beard trim. He left looking like a Persian DJ

by OldmanCabbage April 8, 2022

The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020

Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

persian

Someone who is too chicken to call himself Iranian.

person1: that's an interesting accent...where are you from?
person2: I'm Persian!
person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages?
person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug...
person1: oh k whatever..

by gooker July 20, 2008

persian

A nicer way to say Iranian. Used by those who are afraid of what others might think of their culture. It would be like a Syrian calling him/herself Phoenician or someone from the Czech Republic referring to their country as Czechoslovakia.

1) Even though I am or my family is from Iran, a middle-eastern country, I'm going to hide my heritage by calling myself the less offensive and more exotic-sounding name of a dead empire that once controlled my present-day country. That way, ignorant, narrow-minded, uneducated fools won't judge me with bias and I can blend in with society. I'll let them hate on the Middle-Easterns that are proud of their countries instead.

2) You're Iranian, not Persian...unless you were born there before 1935...get over it...

by DeezNutzzzz March 15, 2009