penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen
i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant
by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
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Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien
You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.
by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021
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Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 08, 2021
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penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
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penile distinction

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!
by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 04, 2022
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Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.
"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"
by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023
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Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J October 23, 2015
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