penile distinction

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!
by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 04, 2022
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Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.
"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"
by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023
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Penile excruciate

A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.
Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate
by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020
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Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 05, 2023
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Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J October 23, 2015
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Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
by David99uk December 13, 2017
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Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
by Dickolas Cage November 10, 2019
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