see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")
by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011
Get the Awkward Penguinmug. The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.
“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”
by RoboCop's Cunning Linguist August 19, 2013
Get the Mexican Penguinmug. Just like doggie style, the woman gets on her hands and knees and the man is behind sticking his cock into her pussy (or ass), but for penguin style you throw in a bit of spanking while doing it.
by Jacob Screenblocker May 11, 2010
Get the Penguin Stylemug. The act of approaching another person, getting within 4 inches of them (chest to chest), and flapping your arms up and down
by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010
Get the Penguin Hugmug. A place where you can be a penguin and has a strict chat but people still go on dates and do it on their couches.
Jojogurl15: I love Club Penguin. I went on a date yesterday. We had some fun on the couch.
Purplyhubub: Me too!!! Except we had fun in the back seats of the stage. But I did get banned.
Purplyhubub: Me too!!! Except we had fun in the back seats of the stage. But I did get banned.
by jojogurl15 February 28, 2011
Get the Club Penguinmug. When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.
by Dr. Gobles March 19, 2005
Get the dirty penguinmug. A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.
Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!
by BenjiPenguinNinja July 7, 2007
Get the Penguin Ninjamug.