The Pelican

The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.

My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.

by DDIDallas August 8, 2021

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

pelican

more chat less work. Talk too much but in the situation you shit it

you fucking pelican

by rkidbilly June 9, 2023

James Charles Pelican

you love pelicans so much that your last name is pelican

you are such a james charles pelican!

by ThePelicansAreComing April 10, 2022

Obese Pelican

A weird kid. Is strangely capable of walking, as they are an Obese Pelican.

Have you met an Obese Pelican?

Yah, he’s really weird.

by That Girl That is A Hannah June 19, 2019

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016