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Peasant

Brett Robertson is a peasant
by Kka81 February 14, 2023
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Peasantry

Doing things the peasants do like eating low vibrational plates that include dairy and dead animal bodies/carcASSes (including but not limited to chitlin and likes), being sick and poor, typing and/or speaking before you research facts, having childlike fragile emotions, not believing in yourself and looking for an external savior(Jesus complex), and not being able to critically think for yourself and always relying on someone else for the answers.
I saw Tim taking part in the peasantry... I knew he wasn't strong enough to be a God among peasants and NPCs, backdrop people.

Everytime I read the top comments on YouTube videos and Reddit posts, it's always full of the peasantry.
by GO DJ HaKa April 19, 2023
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Peasant Pimp

Someone who orchestrates the work of women have lower society
The peasant pimp had to keep his girls in line.
by Smkeking October 2, 2023
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Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024
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Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.
Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)
by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024
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Peasant Brain

Leftist slang for the irrational survival belief adopted by working-class people under capitalism in which elites and oligarchs are assumed to have earned their power through superior intelligence, evolutionary advancement, or moral worth rather than inheritance, class privilege, or structural advantage.

“Peasant Brain” reframes hierarchy as destiny. It converts concentrated wealth into proof of genius, nepotism into merit, and inherited power into evidence of biological or spiritual superiority. It functions as a psychological coping mechanism: if the ruling class is simply better, then one’s own precarity is natural, not engineered.

A modern update of Franklin D. Roosevelt’s critique of “economic royalists,” the term suggests that today’s oligarchs do not rule by divine right but by the myth of meritocracy—an ideology absorbed and defended by the very people it subordinates.
“Every time he says billionaires must be billionaires because they’re just ‘wired different’ and the rest of us should be grateful for the jobs, that’s pure Peasant Brain talking.”
by Krackula2Wholesome March 1, 2026
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Peasant maxing

The act of becoming a peasant to a maximum degree by eating peasant foods and doing peasant activities for a long period of time
I made potage for supper, I am peasant maxing.
by Mr. Black M123 March 17, 2026
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