Patrick

19 year old virgin, nice guy, but he always owes everyone money.

Person 1: Remember that time patrick got laid?
Everyone: No.

by Hux420 May 2, 2018

Patrick

The most negative guy there is

Quite being such a Patrick

by Jdbduxhebsjjd September 20, 2019

Patrick

a total douche who is so whipped by his lame ass girlfriend that he deserts his friends and strips for her over the internet
- doesn't know how to spell
- premature ejaculater
- can't draw
- all around dumbass
- moocher

Johnny spell California
Kaliphona
you're such a freakin' Patrick

by Debbie Murry January 22, 2009

Patricked

Past tense of Patricking.

"oh, man I was so pissed off when i found out I had Patricked her..."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

Patrick

A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron

"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."

by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009

Patrick

A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.

"omg i love your shoes"
patrick

by cullen596 February 24, 2009

Patrick

A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot

Was that Patrick?
Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.

by GCP2davis October 21, 2011