Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).

Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU July 15, 2016

Patrick

Patrick is probably the most genuine man that you will ever come across in your lifetime. His words spark fires that spread to your heart and his smile brightens up every room that he walks into. He's humble, understanding, and genuinely seeks to help everyone that he comes into contact with. He loves dessert but sunrises and sunsets put a smile on his face. His body is a work of art and he takes pride in every thing that his hands touch. He's educated and he possesses a maturity that is intriguing and pulls you in. Be careful because everything about this man is addictive and once you have had a dose there is no turning back. He loves unconditionally and he makes you want to love him just because he stay true to his spirit. Simply put, this man is incredible!

Patrick is an amazing man of God whose heart overflows with so much love for people.

by ChoZynWordZ April 19, 2018

Patrick

An introverted Fuck who has no sleep schedule and Play hentai games for a living

Man that guy is a Patrick isn't he...

by Ihatemyson May 4, 2018

patrick

an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.

"EWWWW look its Patrick Graham.. he's such a wastemonnn someone collect him"

by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018

Patrick

That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school

Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"

by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018

Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments

Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me

by That irish bastered July 7, 2018

Patrick

The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.

Who dat der bred der la?
That Patrick m8

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by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018