doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010

parkie

British, one who lives in a trailer park, often misinterpreted by Americans and DVD subtitlers for pikey

"I fucking hate parkies!"

by Pikey Joe August 30, 2003

prarie oyster

A hangover/hiccup cure made with:

1 whole raw egg
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

The egg must be poured into the glass without breaking the yolk. Some recipies add other spices, and occasionally brandy, though drinking alcohol to cure a hangover is stupid.

Also a somewhat less common name for rocky mountain oysters

I drank a prarie oyster,and that got rid of my hangover, at least for a while...

by Chambord April 22, 2006

parietals

You ask for parietals if you want to have a MOS in your room. Parietals is not the act of banning them from your room, it is the practice of asking permission, and, at some places, leaving the door partly open (with a shoe or something.) It does not START at midnight.

female boarder: hey, you want to come up to my room????
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.

"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

parrett

a fat kid who nobody likes and gets beaten up nearly every day

no-one likes that fat rat

by Gav March 1, 2004

parkie

a cool person who goes to park yay park!!!!!!!!!

Jo is a parkie. He's so cool.

by Joe February 2, 2005

prarie doggin'

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.

Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006