Rockstar Parking

When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.

Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning

Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.

Passenger: Lucky bastard.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009

packing each other's parachutes

having a homoerotic moment

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes

by nevvaknow October 7, 2008

packing chub

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.

"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.

by Dictionroy June 23, 2010

Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 19, 2010

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010