Ostritch

a seedy looking man who thinks hes a teacher and a good one but isn't. He is also sexist and likes to tell people off and send them outside for something someone else did. Also like to play movies really loud and has an irritating voice. Oh and watch out for the look people its deadly.

Bob: Omg what is that
Fred: it's the ostritch RUN!!!

by Chodus chomper September 9, 2010

ostricock

An animal with the body of an ostrich without a neck or head, Replace both of them with a giant cock. (: Sometimes conused with "Cockstich"

I was REALLY high and I looked out of a window at a friends house and saw a(n) Ostricock.

Smokey McPot; "Hey man, I saw one of those Ostricocks you were talking about at the zoo the other day"
Bud O'blunt; "Yeah dude, You had to be super high because I saw one of those at my friends house!"

by lulcano September 1, 2009

Ostriching

The act of having no concern for one's safety or surroundings while looting in PUBG, hyper-focused on what loot is available.

Ryan's entire team was slaughtered by an enemy squad while he was ostriching.

by minglemingy June 13, 2018

ostriching

verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.

I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.

by ostrichtop November 16, 2010

ostrichizing

When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.

This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.

by Cryptwowmod February 28, 2013

Ostriching

When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.

The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .

by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015

Ostriching

*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.

E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me

by LucasChu May 27, 2017