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Oral Agreement

If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.
Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"
by Insane V April 23, 2004
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Oral Sex

The act of two persons using their mouth to perform sexual intercourse.

It can occur in heterosexual and homosexual relations and is often used as an alternative or in addition to vaginal intercourse or anal intercourse.
Adam and me love to engage in oral sex.

When I got married my wife and I tried everything, even oral sex!
by Nicolenomicon February 6, 2010
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oralator

noun. a master of oral sexual techniques.
Man 1: Hey, how was it?
Man 2: The best. Monica lives up to the hype... she is the best oralator known to man !!
by sumallen January 11, 2009
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oraling

Verb. The act of having oral sex.
by pro25skier November 3, 2014
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Public oral sex

Oral sex you have in public which is the right of every human on the planet. Some believe that it is no worse than breast feading in public.
by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010
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Oral

Man:Come have oral with me
Woman:I already brushed my teeth
by GRAFIX00 May 1, 2009
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Oral Sex

The act of intercourse in which a person's partner uses their mouth on their genitals.

AKA: The Mouthfuck
Oral sex is sometimes considered disgusting, but if you hum, it's great ^_^

Jenny: Josh and I had oral sex last night, it was beautiful!
Friend: Awww <3!

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Josh: Oh man, Jenny mouthfucked me so good. Hummingbird and everything. I'm STILL hard from it.
Friend: Whoa man. Whoa. I'd totally do your girlfriend.
by Self Proclaimed Whore January 24, 2009
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