Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 23, 2022

Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 11, 2020

Chocolate pond

Ian’s butthole

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman April 22, 2016

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 09, 2020

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 30, 2024